eat something mischa

i have a few things to say on the matter of mischa barton (who needs to die)
(1) EAT SOMETHING.....NOW.........anything i'm not fussy, anything will do but EAT SOMETHING
(2) does anyone know if she has more than her three facial expressions all of which are variations on perplexed....?
(3) can she spell perplexed?
(4) can she spell?
(5) she thinks that the world is her oyster, but if you think about the whole thing logically the beautiful pearl in the oyster started off as a piece of dirt that was pissing of the oyster. As a living member of mischa's oyster, she is PISSING ME OFF. I am going to be forced to coat her in mucus over an extended period of time, then when i die someone can cut me open and an overfed, engorged rich woman with a spray tan gone wrong can wear her as a clit ring!