Inspired by seven years of bad luck

So having sufferd an immense amount of crap in the last 7 days I thought that I would have something to say about it. Looking back over it it is all rather amusing. Not so amusing at the time.
I was involved in a driving incident that was not my fault. A three car pile up. I was at the front. My car is rooted. Quite officially. Then I got a flat tire but due to the accident I could not get the spare out so I was stuck in the pouring rain at a garage where no one actually knows anything about cars and can not speak english either so had no choice but to call NRMA who could do nothing for me except send me a tow truck at my own expense. So I called on friend to rescue me but now I have an excess amount of tires none of which actually work. During this time two friends die and I am struggling to meet the rent. Also why would you fit a car with tires that cost $200 to fix and keep going flat. A conspiracy captain. I can feel it in my bones. BASTARDS.

Thought of the day: If a cat always lands on it's feet. And toast always lands on it's buttered side. If you buttered a cat would it land on its back?